This is instalment #5 of both my Random Golf of the DayRandom Golf of the Day and Optimizer's ASCII Art of the DayASCII Art of the Day series. Your submission(s) in this challenge will count towards both leaderboards (which you can find the linked posts). Of course, you may treat this like any other code golf challenge, and answer it without worrying about either series at all.
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