DevOps Borat
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DevOps Borat
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Cultural Learnings of DevOps for Make Benefit Glorious Teams of Devs and Ops.
- Word "impossible" is not exist in devops vocabulary. Instead we are use "done by Q4".
- Big Data is any thing which is crash Excel.
- In startup we are gamify site outage. Three outage and ops team is out.
- Junior programmer is everybody can able understand your code is wrong. Senior programmer is nobody can able understand your code is wrong.
- Software project 1) On time 2) On budget 3) With quality. You can not able pick any.
- Attention devops! Make of sure you have strong plan C. Plan A and B are never work.
- In startup we are practice Outage Driven Infrastructure.
- Confuse of Dev or Ops? Simple rule: if you are praise for Web site success, you are Dev; if you are blame when Web site down, you are Ops.
- If shit is never hit fan you are not get enough shit done.
- Law of Murphy for devops: if thing can able go wrong, is mean is already wrong but you not have Nagios alert of it yet.
- Small Data is when is fit in RAM. Big Data is when is crash because is not fit in RAM.
- You can not able spell business without BS.
- In devops we are face fiscal cliff every year when Oracle license is up for renew.