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Dom Joly: Oh, the shame of having to dust off one's rock-star gym and actually use it

Published: 15 May 2005

Summer holidays are approaching and the idea of parading round a lake in our swimming trunks is terrifying the Joly household. We are off to Canada for three weeks, to relatives who do four or five triathlons a day and strut around the sun deck in tight little Speedos.

Summer holidays are approaching and the idea of parading round a lake in our swimming trunks is terrifying the Joly household. We are off to Canada for three weeks, to relatives who do four or five triathlons a day and strut around the sun deck in tight little Speedos.

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