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Tom Baker Says...

(143KB) Hello. I am Tom Baker and I will be saying things to you by the magic of SMS.

Thanks to some genius at BT, ordinary people like you can make me say whatever they want, simply by sending a text message to a BT landline.

What follows is the result of some of those text messages. As you can imagine, people tend to want to hear me say naughty words. If you are easily offended, I suggest you leave now! Everyone else... Enjoy!

 
Tom BT

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Social Networking Website
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The chilli system...

I have created a 'naughty words rating system' for people who may not wish to listen to Tom's more 'fruity' quotes... (This is mainly for my Mutha's benefit)

Mild expletives
1 Chilli
 For example, (12KB)
Moderate expletives
2 Chiilies
 For example, (11KB)
Full-blown severe, sexual expletives
3 Chillies
 For example, (14KB)

 

Kidz

How it all began

It all started when I (Mark Murphy) sent a Tom Baker message to a few friends.

Quite a few messages were exchanged, mainly involving childish insults and swear words. Much mirth ensued.

As the messages became more elaborate and the work I put into them grew, it became clear that I should create this website to share the witterings with the World.

 

 

(51KB) The very first message 1 Chilli

 

(40KB) The very first reply 1 Chilli

Movie Quotes

One of the first things we came up with was getting Tom to say some classic (and not so classic, but rude) movie quotes.

 

 Tom's Movie Quotes

Tom Bakaraoke

No, not French for falling over whilst singing. This is in fact Tom singing to the hit songs of today (the word 'today' is used very loosly, as are 'hit' and 'singing')

 

 Tom Bakaraoke

Tom Tells Jokes

Of course he does! How could he not?

 

Tom Tells Jokes

Random Witterings

The stuff that doesn't fit into the other categories.

 

Tom's Random Witterings

For The Ladies...

It would appear that lots of you ladies love the sound of Tom's voice... By popular demand, some quotes to make you gush...

 

Tom Baker... Luuurve Machine

Tom's Discussion Board

Discuss the site, Tom, anything you like!

 

Tom's Forum

Tom Dictionary (39KB) 2 Chiilies

News

  
11/03/2006 Been busy today - added loads of Movie quotes, tonnes of Luuurve messages and a new joke.
09/03/2006

Site has been stumbled upon.
27/02/2006 Site included in FHM Monday email and on their Big Eye on the Web
24/02/2006 Site featured on Fazed.
22/02/2006 Introduce the 'chilli naughty word rating system'.
21/02/2006 TomBakerSays.com domain now working - TomBakerSays.co.uk now directs to it. Forum goes live.
20/02/2006 Site is featured on Punchbaby under "Check out this link". Also listed on Google. Site gets mention in the Q4Music newsletter.
18/02/2006 Site moved to webspace with unlimited bandwidth (I highly recommended the new provider - HostRocket.Com). I'm being inundated with emails. I'll try to work through them, but please don't be offended if I don't reply!
17/02/2006 6 days after site is born, it gets a mention on the B3ta newsletter. Traffic increases by over 25000%!
11/02/2006 Site goes live in the early hours of Saturday morning.

Email comments and things for Tom to say to mark@TomBakerSays.com