John Walsh

John Walsh: Tales of the City

Published: 10 October 2006

'Spring-Heeled Jack Straw is at it again, leaping up in demonic fashion to terrorise decent voters'

John Walsh: Tales of the City

Published: 03 October 2006

'The girls were in raptures when the bride-to-be went on stage, lay on a bed and was swiftly decapitated'

John Walsh: Tales of the City

Published: 26 September 2006

'In future, male journalists must display a minimum BMI of 29.9 and a lung/smoke factor of 49 per cent'

John Walsh: Tales of the City

Published: 19 September 2006

'Historically, cannibalism is far more a Western phenomenon than an abomination of jungle savages'

John Walsh: Tales of the City

Published: 12 September 2006

'Despite his girth, the king enjoyed exercising on a custom-built bike on the tarmac at Tonga airport'

John Walsh: Tales of the City

Published: 05 September 2006

'What a miracle: we survived the Attack of the Party Teens. But my wheelie-bin didn't...'

John Walsh: Tales of the City

Published: 29 August 2006

'You need your very own personal bailiff; tough, no nonsense, short on social chitchat. That'll sort it'

John Walsh: Tales Of The City

Published: 22 August 2006

'How are parents who were fobbed off with lies to explain what was done in the name of the German people?'

John Walsh: Tales of the City

Published: 15 August 2006

'Like a Frankenstein's monster made up of different rock-star affectations, Russell Brand is utterly fake'

John Walsh: Tales of the City

Published: 08 August 2006

'In less than half an hour, I found that I had collected enough parking fines to paper the downstairs lavabo'

A Guide to (Modern) Etiquette....according to Mr JHM Walsh

Published: 07 August 2006

What's the best way to avoid getting mugged? When should you not leave a tip, or send a dish back? How do you compliment your friend on their plastic surgery? How do you exit, gracefully, after a one-night stand? modern life can be confusing, but John Walsh has the answers to these thorny questions - and many more

John Walsh: Tales Of The City

Published: 01 August 2006

'There's a limit to the number of days you can lunch al fresco on melon with slightly-too-stiff ham'

John Walsh: Tales of the City

Published: 11 July 2006

'Unlike the cast of Friends, we do not need five or six confidantes. We're not like that. We're British'

Memories are not made of this: the secret history of the Sixties

Published: 08 July 2006

As the saying goes - if you can remember it, you weren't really there. Now a survey has proved it to be true. Those who grew up in the decade of flower power have shamelessly embellished their recollections, according to the UKTV History channel study. And as John Walsh exclusively reveals, it wasn't all rock'n'roll, rebellion and recreational drugs - even for the icons of the age