Rowan Pelling

Rowan Pelling: Keep the doc off your C-cups, boys

Published: 04 February 2007

Stop the moob-jobs and stick with the slack-chested, pock-marked, raddled look women adore

Rowan Pelling: Girls who marry young get to repent at their leisure - so leave Kate alone

Published: 07 January 2007

Diana, Fergie, and Princess Anne all married in their twenties, and look what happened to them

Rowan Pelling: Nine out of 10 cat-owners are snobs

Published: 17 December 2006

It's harder to adopt a pedigree cat than a child. Especially when your last one got run over

Rowan Pelling: How to buy a present for a man

Published: 10 December 2006

Get him a Dylan CD, and then work out whether he'd prefer whisky or beer to go with it. Sorted

Rowan Pelling: Bad break-up? Best stay indoors

Published: 03 December 2006

Unsuitable best friend, big cleavage, slightly crazed look - Britney is a classic newly single woman

Rowan Pelling: Watch out boys - Jan is the future

Published: 26 November 2006

Sexy, sixty and single. Today's older ladies will not keep their sexuality quiet. Lock up your sons...

Rowan Pelling: We get the wedding dress we deserve

Published: 19 November 2006

Cheap, cheerful and throwaway: why the M&S £85 meringue-lite is a work of cutting-edge genius

Rowan Pelling: A billion on make-up? That's nothing

Published: 05 November 2006

It takes 40 minutes a day, and more money than I care to mention, to perfect the Pelling visage

Rowan Pelling: 'Penthouse' I rejected. But now I'm ready for you to see me in the buff

Published: 29 October 2006

Ten years ago I would never have posed for a naked picture. So why now, in the age of Size Zero?

Rowan Pelling: Good, honest, goldplated bad taste

Published: 22 October 2006

Why should Wags have all the fun? Pull on your boob tube and drop your aitches: it's time to party

Rowan Pelling: Trust me, Kirstie, you'll be back

Published: 15 October 2006

That career business starts to look strangely appealing again once your baby becomes a toddler

Rowan Pelling: I'm with Cherie on this one (sorry, James)

Published: 01 October 2006

You can say what you like about me, but slight my husband and you will get the full Mrs Blair

Rowan Pelling: Adventures with my Rampant Rabbit

Published: 24 September 2006

Believe me, a vibrator is no substitute for a husband. But it's great if he's not around

Rowan Pelling: Well I had the hat and the boots...

Published: 17 September 2006

There is one thing for which I will never forgive my parents - being too poor to buy me a pony

Rowan Pelling: Gay and witty - Rupert, you're my perfect man

Published: 10 September 2006

Chaps! You don't have to be straight for women to desire you. You just need to love us back

Rowan Pelling: A scary sink school? For my baby?

Published: 03 September 2006

Of course the middle classes should stick with the comps, but the Pelling genes tell me otherwise

Rowan Pelling: Heard the one about the female comic?

Published: 13 August 2006

Be warned - sexy women make jokes at their peril. No man will ever go near them again

Rowan Pelling: Fed up with being just plain Jane? Well, ditch her. Be Marilyn instead

Published: 06 August 2006

Modern women have the right to be whoever they want - just look at Jordan. One problem: people may think you're bonkers

Rowan Pelling: A treasure trove of erotic pleasures

Published: 02 July 2006

Britons seem strangely reluctant to watch sexy films. But I'd like you to have a look at my collection

Rowan Pelling: That's not old rubbish - that's me

Published: 25 June 2006

Why do we hoarders marry minimalists? And why can't they leave our important 'stuff' alone?

Rowan Pelling: Men in gangs - they're so sweet

Published: 18 June 2006

Blokes in a pub will find common ground. Women will make cliques, form a pecking order, fall out...

Rowan Pelling: So Heather posed topless. So? So?

Published: 11 June 2006

I've done it, and I've persuaded other women to do it. And plenty of men have done a lot worse

Rowan Pelling: How does one explain Saffron?

Published: 04 June 2006

The intelligentsia may feign indifference to celebrity, but they love a bit of star-spotting

Rowan Pelling: Beauty is a curse. Just ask Brigitte Bardot

Published: 21 May 2006

Society is unforgiving to the lovely who lose their looks. Better to be middling, but with potential

Rowan Pelling: Bless this Badger, red in tooth and claw

Published: 07 May 2006

Dainty blonde or hulking ball-breaker - who will win the final showdown in 'The Apprentice'?

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