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texting while driving while i still can. legally, anyway. |
correction: 2008. i do actually know what year it is, i just don't know how to type on my iphone yet apparently. |
last dentist trip of 2009...thank fucking god. |
@kogibbq - yay! downtown ftw!! see you tomorrow night for sure!! |
today i learned that playing with laser pointers with children is as fun, nay, more fun than with cats. |
at the melrose flea market searching for a mirror. |
eeerrrr...gym class. dang. |
recounting our childhood alternative gum class activities...parachuting, square dancing, bowling, crab soccer. .. |
OH: I think my grandfather (or hunter s. thompson) is the zodiac killer. |
the turkey's in the oven, the boy is on his way home from the store, i am showered...this is the stress-free-est christmas ever. hooray! |
@adamcpearson and @mattarmendariz - if you're eating lunch at 10:40am, then I'm definitely having a damn cocktail. |
to brine or not to brine...that is the question. |
i feel so crappy that it's impacting my ability to think straight. it's like puke-induced confusion. |
i win at puking. soon, the dry heaving competition will begin. |
whoever thought chimay white on tap was a good idea?! |
put on my vintage dress coat and discovered a tissue and an angel in the pocket from grandpa's funeral...weird way to remember that day. |
OH: why is everything so BIG?! |
i've been wondering when the gardeners would arrive...and now i know. |
@kogibbq - I can't believe you're downtown when I'm not downtown. total fail!! |
ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the annual mulling of the wine! |
