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@svanelli Pretty sure Streep is amazing. I've always wanted her to be my grandma. She's rich, you know. |
@skquinn I can and I did. HAATEEER. |
I am making my 2009 different. But not too different. I mean, I've already pierced my nose and dyed my hair purple in '08. And engaged. Bah! |
@erinen31 Do they have company parties? "Did you go to the BJ party last night? It was awesome!" |
it looks like a peep covered in crack. oh, and it's fried - http://twitpic.com/17738 |
@Fayza Fact: your book is authored by chinese communist children. They're trying to throw you off--it's a trap! |
Fighting the flood is so messy. |
@happykatie Christmas or not, the jams are rockin' |
@Additive and you didn't dry hump his leg? I'm disappointed. |
Since I have a wedding to pay for, Im going to go to CedarCcreek exclusively for the free tab. I'm so obnoxious. |
@texantiff Word up! Feel free to take a leak behind the shed. they don't care. (my friend did it, not me) |
omg I'm OUTSIDE OF THE LOOP. AT NIGHT. |
@ericaogrady any book with a raunchy sex scene, duh. and any book about kittens. |
the end of @Schipul picture day: http://twitpic.com/16egz |
@imelda Are you a Schipulite groupie? |
Today is one of those days where Mr. Man will ask "Whatd you do at work?" and no answer I can give will be plausible. But... the goat. |
@mollyjoon Do it and take photos. I'll print a pic out and post it in my desk space and mention how stellar you are to everyone that asks. |
@mollyjoon I see your dog jogging shoes and raise you kitty wigs: http://kittywigs.com/ |
@CoffeeCupNews you say "impressive" whereas I just found out that it decreases breast sizes. But its ok. Im willing to stuff my bra. #ccn |
Its always embarrassing when I meet a professional contact from Twitter in real life. My mind just flashes back to haunted vaginas. |
