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  • “Closing Time” Doesn't Exist
    Wednesday, July 15
    Dear Uptight Seattleite,When the branch library in my neighborhood announces over the PA that it's almost closing time, they go into a ridiculous... More>>
  • Your Husband Is a Rapist
    Wednesday, July 15
    Dear Dategirl,Ever since I found out that my husband was cheating on me for most of our three-year marriage, I've needed help getting to sleep.... More>>
  • This Week's Horoscopes
    Wednesday, July 15
    Cancer (June 21–July 22)People are moody. You of all people should understand that and cut everyone some slack this week. Whether it's PMS,... More>>

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  • Uptight Seattleite

    “Closing Time” Doesn't Exist

    Dear Uptight Seattleite,When the branch library in my neighborhood announces over the PA that it's almost closing time, they go into a ridiculous amount of detail. When the computers will be shut down. When the copy machines will be shut down. When the bathroom is going...

  • Dategirl

    Your Husband Is a Rapist

    Dear Dategirl,Ever since I found out that my husband was cheating on me for most of our three-year marriage, I've needed help getting to sleep. So, along with an antidepressant, my doctor prescribed Ambien. When I first found out about the other women (there were two...

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    This Week's Horoscopes

    Cancer (June 21–July 22)People are moody. You of all people should understand that and cut everyone some slack this week. Whether it's PMS, or because someone else was a bitch to them and they're just paying it forward, or just because they woke up on the wrong...

  • Ask a Mexican

    How Can I Get Mexicans to Arrive at a Meeting ON TIME?

    Dear Mexican,How can I get Mexicans to arrive to a meeting ON TIME?Punctual PeteDear Gabacho,Tell them you're offering green cards on a first-come, first-serve basis. And then diles a gabachos to eliminate the concept of arriving "fashionably late" the way they did the...