The World's Most Fail-tastic Cake

I attempted to make a cake for my stepfather's birthday when I was 12. This is the result. Note to self: Let cake cool before frosting.

 

p.s. The giant white candle in the middle was supposed to play "Happy Birthday" when lit. But I lit it beforehand to test it out -- and it worked -- not realizing that it would only play "Happy Birthday" once. So there was just this giant, plastic, already-burnt candle in the middle of the cake for no reason.