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    Hippie Cops and Loan Sharks

    No beards allowed at HPD

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: June 12, 2008

    We've reported before about how Houston Police Chief Harold Hurtt was pissing officers off with his campaign banning tattoos and beards, but now matters have gone to a whole...

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    Zero Tolerance, Puppy Scams and Strange Bedfellows

    No outside liquids for Hightower High

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: May 15, 2008

    We don't have a Drudge Report siren, but if we did it'd be blaring now. BREAKING NEWS (MUST CREDIT HOUSTON PRESS): High school kids can act up as the end of the school year...

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    Sex at Rice University, Indicted Politicians, McGrady vs McCready

    The South Main campus is Virgin Central

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: May 8, 2008

    Rice University is the latest campus to get a student sex magazine. It looks like they need it. As part of the inaugural issue of Open magazine, which is as disappointingly...

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    Pregnant Bitches, Gay Christians and Swindling Baptists

    One dog-lover gets a surprise

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: May 1, 2008

    Karen Augustine of Porter decided she wanted a "companion dog." She went to the Montgomery County animal shelter and paid $100 to adopt a mixed-breed female she named...

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    The Annotated Alberto Gonzales

    A look at Gonzo's job hunt

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: April 24, 2008

    Some Houstonians have long been inordinately proud of Alberto Gonzales. Raised in Humble, he went to Rice and spent his early career working for one of Houston's largest law...

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    Death Threats and TAKS Tests

    Some TAKS tests are murder

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: April 17, 2008

    School officials in Houston, as elsewhere in Texas, take the TAKS basic-skills test very, very seriously. But if you want hard-core, go to New Braunfels: In that touristy...

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    More Banned Books in Texas Prisons, and Cactus Jack Gets Sued

    We get answers! Some make sense!

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: April 10, 2008

    The Texas Department of Criminal Justice has finally come through with some answers for the bizarre-seeming list of books that were banned from inmates in 2007 (see Hair Balls,...

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    Banned Books at the Texas Department of Criminal Justice

    No logic needed

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: April 3, 2008

    As some in the blogging world found out recently, it's not an easy thing to find out which books the Texas prison system has barred from inmates. Ask the Texas Department of...

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    Houston Press vs. Memorial Hermann Hospital System; Red Bull vs. Roaring Lion

    Hiding info? Blame the temp

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: March 27, 2008

    We live to serve here at the Houston Press. But that philosophy can occasionally lead us down some very twisty trails. A reader had a seemingly simple request: He wanted to...

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    Montrose Gays, Family Violence and Blood Sucking Pols

    Rumors surround Montrose church

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: March 20, 2008

    It just ain't easy being a hip and trendy preacher these days. Chris Seay, head of Houston's Ecclesia Church, is once again roiling the neighborhood. Awhile back, it was the...

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    Bribes in the Soviet Union, Jesus Christ on PBS and Gavin Newsom at La Strada

    The oil business ain't pretty

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: March 13, 2008

    There may be people who think the oil business is a sedate, classy industry, full of stolid professionals who quietly earn their companies well-deserved billions. Those people...

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    Tax Break for the Rich II

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: March 6, 2008

    There's one thing we do know: Mayor Bill White got a million-dollar reduction on his Memorial-area home's tax assessment. Why he got it seems to be more problematic. Here's...

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    Tax Break for the Rich; Roger Clemens at the Capitol; Green Sex

    Mayor White gets help from the appraisal district

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: February 21, 2008

    Houston accountant Tim Hebert is pissed about his property taxes. So he decided to do a little research at the Harris County Appraisal District Web site. And there he learned...

  14. Hair Balls

    Robyn O'Neil on Howard Stern, Brian McNamee on eBay, Tamarie Cooper on infernal Bridegroom

    Local artist exposes another side

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: February 14, 2008

    Houston artist Robyn O'Neil is a serious player on the local scene — some critics like her work, some don't, but she's been exhibited at the Whitney Biennial so she must...

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    Chuck Rosenthal on trial, Metro Q Cards and a Scandal Scorecard

    The Great Deleter takes the stand

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: February 7, 2008

    Houstonians had been eagerly awaiting the federal court hearing where Harris County District Attorney Chuck Rosenthal would try to explain why he shouldn't be held in contempt...

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    Sign Me Up

    They'll take Iraq over Houston

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: January 31, 2008

    Which would you rather do — patrol the streets of Baghdad, the mountains of Afghanistan or Fondren Southwest? If the recruiting efforts of the Houston police department...

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    Rod Paige and Scientology, Margaret Thatcher at the Warwick, Pool Owners and Public Works

    Scientology rumors swirl

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: January 24, 2008

    Scientology Rumors Swirl The inexplicable career of former HISD superintendent Rod Paige may be taking another strange turn: into the land of Xenu, thetans and L. Ron...

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    Toll Booth Violators, Randy Female Teachers, Fark, Whitney Casey and Rusty Hardin

    Fort Bend residents just can't be trusted

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: January 17, 2008

    The Fort Bend Parkway Toll Road (Other potential names: the Fort Bend Street Avenue and the Fort Bend Boulevard Highway), which connects Highway 6 and Beltway 8, has been open...

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    American Gladiators, Religion, HAR Elections

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: January 10, 2008

    We'd like to think it is only due to the lengthy writers' strike, but we have to admit it's much more likely due to the decline and fall of Western civilization: American...

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    Creationism, Food Not Bombs, Fake Panhandling

    Texas may okay creationism degrees

    As told to Richard Connelly
    Published: December 27, 2007

    And on the seventh day, God cemented Texas's reputation as the home of ignorant yokels who don't need no book-larnin'. In case you haven't heard, an advisory panel to the...

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