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  1. Room Temperature Hand Luke #UnseenPrequels5 minutes ago from web
  2. I'd rather be an "arsenist" in the UK than a "arsonist" in the USA.about 1 hour ago from web
  3. Don't try to get a woman drunk. It's cheaper to find a woman that's already drunk. #sextipsabout 10 hours ago from web
  4. Eat it. Beat it. Skeet it. Repeat it. #sextipsabout 11 hours ago from web
  5. 1 latex glove is better than 1 latex condom because you get 5 times the use out of it. #sextipsabout 11 hours ago from web
  6. If it hurts to sit on it, spit on it. #sextipsabout 11 hours ago from web
  7. Point Bend #unseenprequelsabout 18 hours ago from web
  8. Sure, you can fight fire with fire, but can Aquaman fight fire with fire?about 20 hours ago from web
  9. This should be date-rape awareness month. We could call it "No Means November".7:29 AM Nov 2nd from web
  10. I just bought a horse-drawn carriage. It looks like shit. Never commission something without thumbs for your artwork.5:47 AM Nov 2nd from web
  11. Gary Busey's 3rd person talks to his 1st person about his 2nd person behind our back.7:20 PM Nov 1st from web
  12. This Thanksgiving, make sure you got the right "stuffing" on your plate when eating at your Taxidermists'.5:24 PM Nov 1st from web
  13. All I got from Trick-or-Treating at @Nick_Nolte 's house was HPV. #Theworst1:46 PM Nov 1st from web
  14. Whoever said horseshoe's are lucky obviously has never been kicked by a horse.9:38 AM Nov 1st from web
  15. The morning after Halloween is the only time I can wake up with human blood around my mouth and I have an explanation.1:34 AM Nov 1st from web
  16. I stopped taking mushrooms because I can’t stand the thought of homeless smurfs.11:34 PM Oct 31st from web
  17. They've been passed down to every Busey male for centuries. When I die, they'll be Jake's. 'Til then, we'll have to share these teeth.3:38 PM Oct 31st from web
  18. I hollowed out one molar to hold a cyanide capsule and another molar to hold a mint. I just ate Funyuns and I forgot which is which...11:56 AM Oct 31st from web
  19. "I got techniques, drippin' out my buttcheeks, sleep on my stomach so I don't fuck up my sheets." - James Joyce10:54 AM Oct 31st from web
  20. I love Halloween 'cause women dress up as slutty nurses, slutty cops, slutty witches, and slutty sluts.7:43 AM Oct 31st from web