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Hedge Fun

It feels like it�s been forever (real time: two years) since the SAC Capital female hormone case, doesn�t it? For those of you who shamefully forget (or never heard about it in the first place, wtf?), back in the fall of 2007, a former employee of the hedge fund, Andrew Tong, alleged that his boss, portfolio manager Ping Jiang, had forced him to take female hormone pills as part of a slightly unorthodox philosophy of Jiang�s that male traders needed to be more like women (not as aggressive, etc) in order to maximize returns.

And now, the rest of the story.

By: Bubba | Jan 6th, 2010 (9:37 PM) | Thanks: bob b o

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Seeqpod Is Dead, Long Live Grooveshark

Grooveshark lets you listen to music. Almost anything you can imagine. It's free to listen online, but you have to pay & download the songs to play offline. So if you sit in front of a computer for hours on end, like many of us do...Grooveshark = awesome.

By: Bubba | Jan 6th, 2010 (9:32 PM) | Thanks: focas        

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COOL

Nightmare Before Christmas

This might be a little late but here is a kick-ass Halloween Light Show from Oct 2009.

More shows and details here.

By: Bubba | Jan 6th, 2010 (9:25 PM) | Thanks: paizuritatsujin

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OH SNAP!

Kick-Ass

Yes, it's another Trailer, but I'm catching up with post-holiday email and this one is super special.

It seriously kicks ass. (Red Band Trailer, NSFW.)

By: Bubba | Jan 5th, 2010 (1:08 PM) | 18+

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VIDEO

Rock the Casbah

As much as I initially questioned the concept of this remake, this trailer looks quite encouraging.

By: Bubba | Jan 4th, 2010 (12:33 PM)

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VIDEO

I Need a Pig Here

Burton and Depp go down the rabbit hole.

By: Bubba | Jan 4th, 2010 (12:28 PM)

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FYI

Avatar Makeup Tutorial

Just in case anyone wants an in-depth tutorial on how to recreate that "Avatar" look. Here it is.

By: Bubba | Dec 30th, 2009 (2:39 PM)

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VIDEO

Come Slide Away

When your car begins to slide down a hill, jumping out is probably not the best thing to do.

By: SpunOne | Dec 28th, 2009 (12:35 PM)

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VIDEO

Remake On, Remake Off

Hollywood is back, this time to sweep the leg of your childhood.

By: Bubba | Dec 28th, 2009 (10:54 AM)

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GAMING

Zelda Reorchestrated

Six years ago, an eager 14 year old had the idea of remaking all of the songs from the hit video game series "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" to sound like they were being played by live musicians. He took his idea, and three demo songs to a few web forums and a few music professionals. The feedback was clear: the idea was original, but quite a daunting task.

By: SpunOne | Dec 27th, 2009 (2:11 PM)

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OWNED

I <3 Facebook Like You <3 Dick

Guy's sister rats him out for having beer in his room. So in retaliation, he uploads her "Hook-Up List" to Facebook and tags everyone on it.

Hilarity ensues.

By: Bubba | Dec 26th, 2009 (9:28 PM) | Thanks: kvnband

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ART

It's a Frap!

This is a gallery of blackboard signs from a coffee shop.

Everybody who works there must be some kind of geek because they all feature characters you're probably familiar with (plus Gary Busey, because he's fucking insane).

By: Bubba | Dec 26th, 2009 (9:26 PM) | Thanks: Che1964

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CLASSIC

Emmet Otter's Drum Roll Christmas

If you grew up in the 80s then this really needs no further explanation. Welcome to Frogtown Hollow.

MP3s and even a blooper reel, which explains the title.

By: Bubba | Dec 26th, 2009 (9:20 PM) | Thanks: satisfied75

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SAD

You're a Mean One, Underaged Drunk Crossdressing Grinch

Here's one from my hometown. Thanks a ton for pointing this one out, chafedpenis.

A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a strange story, but also a sad one.

By: Bubba | Dec 26th, 2009 (9:03 PM) | Thanks: chafedpenis

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GEEKS!

Greatest Clock Ever

Stealth Fazed admin, and long-time friend vonnieda spotted a rendering of a clock he liked in a Slashdot comment, and brought it to life. Here's the story of how it all came together.

By: SpunOne | Dec 26th, 2009 (1:28 PM)

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FUN

FPV Fireworks

This is what a bunch of kids trying to shoot down an RC plane looks like... from the plane's perspective.

By: SpunOne | Dec 26th, 2009 (11:15 AM)

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COOL

Upular

A song composed using chords, bass notes and vocal samples from "Up."

By: SpunOne | Dec 25th, 2009 (12:54 PM)

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OH SNAP!

Change My Pitch Up

Making Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up" in Ableton. (via)

By: SpunOne | Dec 24th, 2009 (12:50 PM)

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WTmotherF

Kinkiness Beyond Kinky

The amazing, fantastic... duck penis. (Probably NSFW.)

By: SpunOne | Dec 23rd, 2009 (10:26 PM)

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WTmotherF

Oh...Santa...Please, No

Most Strollers out there just blend together. If you drive custom cars, why push a run of the mill Baby Buggy?

By: Bubba | Dec 22nd, 2009 (4:27 PM)

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Oh...Santa...Please?

A private island is one of the most popular purchases among the world's �ber-rich, but unfortunately they tend to be stationary. WHY changes that.

By: Bubba | Dec 22nd, 2009 (4:25 PM)

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OH SNAP!

HP's Webcams Have Racial Recognition

This is awkward. It appears that HP's new webcams, which have facial-tracking software, can't recognize black faces, as evidenced in the video.

HP says black people just have "insufficient foreground lighting."

By: Bubba | Dec 21st, 2009 (11:22 AM)

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CUTE

I Don't Wanna Tell You

Poor lil' kid was just tryin' to rescue the powice car and abuwance.

By: Bubba | Dec 20th, 2009 (8:14 PM)

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COOL

Buncha Ding-a-lings

For our latest Improv Everywhere mission, a 13-member handbell choir provided some unexpected accompaniment for a Salvation Army bell ringer on Lexington Avenue in Manhattan.

The poor guy looked like he was scared shitless!

By: Bubba | Dec 17th, 2009 (12:10 PM) | Thanks: jai dubs

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FUNNY

How Many Fish Heads? Five!

Someone dubbed over some Star Trek: TNG clips with audio that matches the mouth movements, but is otherwise completely ridiculous and hilarious. (Language may be NSFW.)

By: Bubba | Dec 17th, 2009 (12:06 PM) | Thanks: CalvinHobbes

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GEEKS!

Red Five, Standing By (In My Awesome Kicks)

Recently, we gave you a sneak peek at the products within the first season of the exciting new adidas Originals Star Wars collection. Now here is a set of images which showcase the collection in all its glory and bring to life the inspirations behind each piece in the range.

I want some Stormtrooper shoes!

By: Bubba | Dec 17th, 2009 (12:03 PM) | Thanks: jai dubs

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COOL

Cubicle of Solitude

After months and months of planning, constructing, and wiring, I'm happy to report my Fortress of Solitude desk/cubicle modification is complete. Took almost 2 full days to get all the paper crystals rolled up, taped, and mounted. Since there were 3 different sizes of acrylic crystal I had to roll with a different template every time. Took much longer than I thought.

By: Bubba | Dec 17th, 2009 (12:01 PM) | Thanks: jai dubs

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FUNNY

Fall of the House of Usher

YouTube Doubler, the Mashup Helper, gives us a hot, hot remix of Usher and...a goat.

By: Bubba | Dec 17th, 2009 (11:59 AM) | Thanks: Kgmoome

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VIDEO

Ridley Me This

Almost as prevalent as zombie movies, here's the trailer for yet another take on Robin Hood.

By: Bubba | Dec 15th, 2009 (11:37 AM)

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CUTE

Mel Blanc's Christmas Tree

Musician L. Rapchak's tribute to Christmas in the 1950's--- check out the 2' spoken intro for the background on this wacky video. Filmed on Feb 8th, 2009 at Our Lady of Perpetual Help school in Hammond, Indiana---and the classroom looks almost exactly the same as it did 50 years ago!.

The two minute intro is worth watching, but if you want to go right to the song, click the link in the "Info" section of the YouTube page.

By: Bubba | Dec 13th, 2009 (5:35 PM)

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