| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| [Geek] IT personality types: 8 profiles in geekdom (infoworld.com) | (80) | ||
| [Politics] With a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes, Sarah Palin was on a mission from God; presumably to get the band back together (washingtonpost.com) | (145) | ||
| [Music] "I just widened the zebra's nose, changed its feet to ears and reworked the shape and it became a Phoenix. Then I hear back: "Elvis loves them, can you do five more in different colours?" (guardian.co.uk) | (5) | ||
| [Sports] Arizona Cardinals win low-scoring basketball game (espn.go.com) | (178) | ||
| [Sports] NBA stud Charles Barkley stretched way out of his comfort zone during his SNL impersonation of R&B diva Alicia Keys. (vid) (bittenandbound.com) | (44) | ||
| (Fosters.com) | [Main] Dear God, If you don't want to have the church painted, please give me a sign. Amen (fosters.com) | (42) |