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  1. See tomorrow's newscasts today...Houston gets snow 20 years ago; Bill Balleza looks no different. http://bit.ly/88N6jj
  2. HISD doesn't expect any snow problems in the morning; in the afternoon -- hey, kids, you're on your own!! Buildings to be heated overnite.
  3. Greatest picture ever relating to Bobby Bowden's retirment: http://bit.ly/5sZark
  4. Matt Houston may be coming to DVD: 10 reasons why its intro is the cheesiest thing ever made. Ever. http://bit.ly/5C9FiC
  5. RT @SeanCablinasian: MBaxter coming out of closet the same day as Tigers vm msg has a Farrah dying the same day as Jacko feel. Won't get ...
  6. Help for TDCJ in ID'ing child molseters in wheelchairs who are about to get up and escape: http://bit.ly/4LSZaQ
  7. Vince Young fan Lomax is ugly in his gloating over the VY-Mario Williams debate, which is seemingly settled for now. http://bit.ly/7KQuT8
  8. My Table magazine resorts to blatant, size-queen penis pornography on its latest cover. We're ashamed to have seen it. http://bit.ly/8v5Hu7
  9. Only experts need apply for our Harry Potter DVD-giveaway trivia contest, so we're offering some help. http://bit.ly/4sxurD
  10. Quote of the Day: TDCJ on wheelchair escapee: "Since he was able to flee on foot, his claims of limited mobility obviously are in question.”
  11. 5,834 people early-voted today. You've got until Dec. 8....
  12. Financial Times says the hot new Houston neighborhood is.....Westbury? Sure, why the hell not? http://bit.ly/4UYtvg
  13. Tiger Woods proves men still think with their dicks, and other truisms: http://bit.ly/79F7Ro
  14. The free downtown trolley is back for Christmas season...... http://bit.ly/6ckx2r
  15. Holiday togetherness: Loving couple robs bank in a Wirt Rd Kroger. Because how better to start the T-giving holiday? http://bit.ly/5VdLKE
  16. Think you connected w/Texans Cushing on Twitter, FB or MySpace? He says no. Or maybe he's trying to escape a fine. http://bit.ly/6HTfna
  17. Who is the 2009 Houston Press Turkey of the Year? The answer can finally be revealed: http://bit.ly/6hCczh
  18. Blue aliens, Avatar? It's been done. To death. http://bit.ly/7Ufkwc
  19. You think you are frustrated with the Texans? Check out this fan rant from England: http://bit.ly/WZIcK
  20. Five decisions that took less time to make than Bill White deciding whether to run for governor: http://bit.ly/7eIwTk