Life-Size Pepper Spray Cop Cutout Lets You Be Lt. Pike Thanks, @KateConger #OccupyOakland bit.ly/sOPTBQ

Great Covers of Magician's Pamphlets, Part One: Bob Hummer's "Half-a-Dozen Hummers" twitpic.com/7sf8na

I bet you could you could spend hours rolling a dime around in Rick Perry's face lines without ever once doubling back.

CVS is what the DMV would be like if it sold Tums and Susan Boyle CDs.

@studiesincrap "Can't sleep, clown'll eat me..." #obvious

Spotted at a San Jose antique shop: A onesie made out of fear. twitpic.com/7rysnc

The saddest thing in the internet age is the way Cracked is finally beating Mad.

Smurfs on Ice ... and 15 Other Amazing/Ridiculous Photos From '70s & '80s Ice Shows bit.ly/uUhdBo

Have you heard @BWBPodcast's hilarious reviews of movie novelizations? I have, and I laughed and laughed, especially at Species.

@annapulley Oh, I wish I had found that one.

Language's meaning is relative! Ex:You say "Just sayin'" but I hear "I can only express opinions through shopworn passive aggressive snark!"

The 99¢ rentals look kind of like Ryan Reynolds Fest. Make of that what you will I suppose.

Amazing: The lost photos of Captain Robert F. Scott's 1910 exhibition to the Arctic. brainpickings.org/index.php/2011…

@EskSF just acted out Harrison Ford as Hamlet: "Alas, poor Yorick -- he belongs in a museum!"

WARNING: Your mind is not prepared to behold this image from the Ice Capades' 1983 Smurf spectacular. twitpic.com/7pxfn6

If life were an '80s comedy, a judge would sentence Newt to running an after-school program for poor kids.They'd teach him to cabbage patch!

True: Any time an improv troupe asks an audience to name a color, the audience will choose "chartreuse."

If there isn't a platter of tacos under the tree this Christmas, then NONE OF YOU REALLY KNOW ME.

Is there a term 4 interruptions that demonstrate the necessity of what they interrupt?I ask cuz of Chipmunk ads in the Charlie Brown special

Depressing Real Kids Book Cover: 1990's "Focus on Cocaine and Crack" twitpic.com/7pf8q6