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If you've ever watched the show Extreme Makeover or The Doctors, you will recognize this aggressively positive "celebrity dentist." His name is Dr. Bill Dorfman, and in addition to making over people on television, he also has a dental practice in LA where he treats actual famous people. More »
(Gizmodo.com ) For those of you hoping the internet would prevent a lifetime of isolation, some bad news: online dating is a lie, according to Smart Scientists. The good news is it still sort of works by accident, and might cause sex! The apocalyptic new study, reviewing an enormous body of evidence as to what... More on Gizmodo »
THE BIG PICTURE | April 4: Women in 'mantillas' take part in a Holy Week procession in Cordoba, Spain. [Getty]
Want to feel more attractive? A new study says that a surefire way to boost your confidence is to knock back an alcoholic beverage. No, it was not conducted by scientists at No Shit University, it was done by actual psychologists in France who discovered something else that's even more interesting: More »
We basically couldn't think about anything else today besides humanity's greatest hero, Ryan Gosling. So when this video surfaced of an idiot from the olden days testing bulletproof glass by having his wife hold it in front of her face, TheDrumChick came up with the perfect response: More »
Remember when we found out that Whitney Houston had officially died from an "accidental drowning" and that cocaine may have played some role in her death? More »
Looking for a job? Why not apply to be a dancer at a Vegas strip club owned by washed-up Motley Crue front man Vince Neil? What? You're holding out for Joe Elliott's place instead?
In today's Tweet Beat, Lady Gaga might have a menstrual alien baby if Mercury doesn't get its shit together, Kathy Griffin is making moves on Marlo Thomas' man, Patton Oswalt learns through anger and Ice T isn't convinced by all these ghost TV shows. More »
Brittney Griner, the 6'8" powerhouse who lead the Baylor Bears to the NCAA women's basketball championship last night, is a phenomenal athlete and a helluva ball player. More »
You know President Obama's "Fired up! Ready to go!" chant from the 2008 election? Turns out it was all started by one woman, Edith S. Childs, at a 20-person rally in Greenwood, South Carolina. More »
Curious what the founders of "The Count," which tallies the number of women who get published in top literary magazines (spoiler: not many), think of the 2012 National Magazine Award finalists?
"Bark bark bark. Bark bark bark bark bark." We'll do whatever you say, Devil Dog. Whatever you say. [The Daily What] More »
Bristol Palin will enter a "trial marriage" — an undertaking known to most of us as "move in with" — with her boyfriend Giacinto "Gino" Paoletti, a 21-year-old pipeline worker with a known proclivity for racist Facebook posts. More »
Fuck, Marry, Kill — the thought experiment that's a staple of school buses from coast to coast — can be a game of joyful possibility. But, with a few tweaks, the game can quickly turn from a fun romp through a mental photo album of shirtless Idris Elbas and Liam Hemsworths into a... More »
What? You can think of a better way?
On the left above is a Christian Louboutin sandal with pink suede straps edged stitch-in-the-ditch style with yellow leather piping, a black suede insole, and a lavender suede platform and heel. More »
This week on Reddit's IAMA ("I am a __") section — a place for people who decide it might be fun to throw themselves to a pit of internet commenters — More »
(Gizmodo.com ) One of the worst things you can hear from you doctor is that you, or a loved one, has "triple negative" breast cancer. It stubbornly refuses to respond to the best treatments available, so doctors have to resort to chemotherapy. More on Gizmodo »
Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). More »
Vicki writes: "Please meet Luna, whose full name is Loonie Luna Lovebug. Here she is giving her famous 'side eye,' which signals that trouble is a-brewin'! More »
Today, Arizona Senator John McCain told CBS This Morning that it's time for Rick Santourm to drop out of the race for the GOP Presidential nomination so Mitt Romney can get to focusing on the important stuff — More »
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we take stool samples of gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Lady Gaga's garage sale is gonna be awesome; More »
THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE, SON. Sloth photobombs volunteers in Costa Rica [CBC News] More »
Today, The View panel opined on the much-discussed Daily Mail article by Samantha Brick about how her life is so awesome and she gets things for free because she's so beautiful.
The charming gentledudes-about-town in Reddit's Men's Rights Community have been feverishly running around in their little hamster wheel brains for the last few days in an attempt to help a message board member solve his urgent problem with his girlfriend. More »
It's been a rough year for Boston University. BU police have received nine reports of sexual assault and five reports of rape so far this academic year, including two very high-profile cases involving former members of the men's ice hockey team. More »
(Lifehacker.com ) Deciding to go on a diet is easy. Sticking to one is a completely different story. Countless diet books and infomercials promise slimmer waists and longer lives. More on Lifehacker »
The Baylor University women's basketball team defeated the Notre Dame Fightin' Irish to win the NCAA women's national championship last night, becoming the first basketball team in NCAA history to win 40 games in a season and only the seventh women's team ever to remain unbeaten for an entire... More »
Successful career women are almost always — perhaps even literally always — asked in interviews how they deal with the infamous "the work/life balance." Women who haven't married or had children are quizzed on why they haven't — More »
This week, New York society stepped out for the Park Avenue event "Save Venice," a super-fancy masquerade ball to raise money for the restoration and preservation of Venetian artworks. More »
Human sandpaper Donald Trump has done something okay for once by reversing Miss Universe Canada's abrupt decision to kick contestant Jenna Talackova out of the pageant for being a transgender woman. More »
According to the San Francisco Weekly, Hollie Stevens (who the article dubs a "clown porn pioneer") first started shooting clown porn because it is fucking hilarious. More »
Volunteer firefighters fought frantically to save the lives of nearly two dozen dogs trapped in a house fire this past Monday night in New Jersey. The rescue mission was successful, though several of the dogs had to be given oxygen after losing consciousness from smoke inhalation. More »
Many of us take pains to ensure the chickens that we eat are free range and have been allowed to roam around outdoors for part of each day, soaking up the sun and enjoying the beauty of nature. More »
(Kotaku.com ) This is my daughter. Her nickname is Cheeks. I really want her to play video games. Like, I really, really do. One of her favorite things to grab when she wanders around the apartment is an Xbox 360 controller. More on Kotaku »
A paranoid series of Tweets from Fox News anchor Heather Childers yesterday introduced much of America to the newest, shiniest Our Black President Must Be Blackly Breaking the Law conspiracy theory: More »
