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Trans-Siberian Part 7: The Museum of Soviet Arcade Machines

The brilliance of this place speaks for itself in the title. Someone acquired dozens of old Soviet arcade machines from the 70s and 80s - all in very good condition and many of them still playable. They then found an old warehouse to house them in, and there you go, a museum like any other in the world. Try not to think British Museum in terms of budget and grandeur, think more "room full of old video games".

All of the games were made in the USSR and nearly all of them were knock-offs of American games being produced at the same time.

Even the entrance is fantastic.

As part of the entrance fee, which was 350 roubles (£7.20), you're given a number of 15 kopek coins from the 80s to feed the machines with. Already this is even quirkier - why would you mint a 15 anything coin? Apparently there were 5, 10, 20 and 25 kopek coins too which must have been a nightmare.

I played a few of these. This one is pronounced "sniper". I think the sight was dodgy (or my aim not so good when trying to take photos).

hockey

Love the high resolution graphics on the middle one here.

This one was quite enjoyable. Hard to describe, you were basically knocking things over with a stick that was spinning round and round. Come to think of it my excitement doesn't translate too well now I've typed that out.

tankodrome

This one seemed to be based on guessing certain highway code symbols from a bank of buttons that looked like it came out of a 60s spy film. What fun Soviet kids must have had with that one.

This one was very playable too. It was a bit like Centipede except that you could stop the snake, it wasn't moving continually. You had to eat the rabbits (yeah, poor bunnies!) who were in turn eating the cabbages (very Russian) but if you ate a cabbage you lost a life.

This was bizarre. You were in a police car but you had a gun, so it was a driving and shooting game. But you never caught the other cars, which were just lit up on a backdrop, and the gun didn't seem to do anything either.

Didn't play this, too many weird dials.

Pong. Wasn't quite working properly.

No idea what this one was all about and couldn't work out the aim of the game either. Good to have these additional challenges but I'm just not ready for them.



Last updated 01 June 2013 12:54

A bird

I think I'm meant to do an "About" here but I think you'd be more interested in seeing a random seagull.

Trans-Siberian

  • Introduction
  • Part 1: Billericay to Cologne
  • Part 2: Warsaw
  • Part 3: Kiev
  • Part 4: The train to Moscow
  • Part 5: The Ostankino Tower
  • Part 6: Around VDNZh park
  • Part 7: Museum of Soviet Arcade Machines
  • Part 8: The Moscow Metro
  • Part 9: Moscow city centre
  • Part 10: Random Moscow
  • Part 11: Leaving for Siberia
  • Part 12: Moscow to Perm
  • Part 13: Yekaterinburg to Novosibirsk
  • Part 14: Tayga to Nizhneudinsk
  • Part 15: Lake Baikal to Mongolia
  • Part 16: Crossing the Russia/Mongolia border
  • Part 17: Exploring Ulaanbaatar
  • Part 18: A great big statue of Ghengis Khan
  • Part 19: The Zaisan Monument
  • Part 20: Beers from many lands

  • Gigs

  • 26.06.2013 Bleech, Bethnal Green
  • 22.06.2013 Battle Stage Final
  • 26.05.2013 Battle Stage 3
  • 25.05.2013 Muse, Highbury
  • 21.05.2013 Dirty Royals, Islington
  • 18.05.2013 Mika Bomb, Southend
  • 18.05.2013 Battle Stage 2
  • 27.04.2013 Battle Stage 1
  • 06.04.2013 Dingus Khan, Southend
  • 16.03.2013 Republica, Tunbridge Wells
  • 09.03.2013 Phoenix In The Foyer
  • 27.02.2013 Kaiser Chiefs, Cambridge
  • 26.02.2013 Bleech, Cambridge
  • 19.02.2013 History Of Apple Pie, Shoreditch
  • 12.02.2013 Sonic Boom Six, Southend
  • 06.02.2013 The 1975, Southend
  • 25.01.2013 Archetype, Brentwood
  • 27.10.2012 Phoenix In The Foyer 2
  • 15.09.2012 Phoenix In The Foyer 1
  • 01.08.2012 Blur, Margate
  • 08.07.2012 Brentwood Festival
  • 29.06.2012 Bis, Pentonville
  • 22.06.2012 Knifeworld, Pentonville
  • 08.06.2012 Jim Bob, Bedford
  • 02.06.2012 Coldplay, Highbury
  • 30.05.2012 Evans The Death, Chelmsford
  • 11.05.2012 The Others, Putney
  • 04.05.2012 BAS II, Basildon
  • 18.03.2012 The Brownies, Shoreditch

  • Random writings

  • Aris Salonica