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export default (yoga, brain, capes) => function write (you) {
  const rain = () => {
    try {
      you()
    } catch (e) {
      return true
    }
  }
  const midnight = (new Date()).setHours(0,0,0,0)
  if ( you == 'pina coladas' && rain(you) && !yoga.has(you) && you === (brain / 2) &&
       ( you == 'love' && Date.now() > midnight && capes.dunes.has(you) )
     ) {
    return process.exit()
  }
}

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