 | Here is my Tartan |
 | Edinburgh is a great city |
 | I like Cricket |
| And Rugby League |
 | And Moto GP |
 | I believe in Gun Control |
| I do NOT believe in Terrorism |
 | This is a Non-Smoking area |
 | In some ways I like Americans |
 | In other ways I do not... |
 | Overall I believe in Peace |
