The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon Bee9 hours ago4D Chess: Trump Guarantees Republican Victory In Midterms By Renaming Democrats ‘Republicans’babylonbee.com - Babylon BeeWASHINGTON, D.C. — With the November election barely over a month away, President Donald Trump guaranteed a Republican victory in the midterms by …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon Bee10 hours agoFeminist Mad That The Men She Hates Won't Date Herbabylonbee.com - Babylon BeePALO ALTO, CA — Local woman and self-proclaimed feminist Brandy Sidwell expressed frustration this week over the fact that all the men she hates …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon Bee11 hours agoThe 10 Best Things A Man Can Say To His Pregnant Wifebabylonbee.com - Babylon BeeIt can be hard to know what to say to a pregnant lady, especially when you're the man she's depending on for love and support. Fear not, gentlemen.
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon Bee11 hours agoSunday School Kid Had Different Expectations For Sword Drillsbabylonbee.com - Babylon BeeABILENE, TX — Local 8-year-old Caden Maxwell came home from Sunday School sorely disappointed that "Sword Drills" turned out to be far different than …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon Bee12 hours agoPete Hegseth Bans Women From Playing Any Class Other Than Healer In Video Gamesbabylonbee.com - Babylon BeeQUANTICO, VA — While delivering remarks at Marine Corps Base Quantico, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth made the surprise announcement that all women …
The Babylon Beeflipped into The Babylon Bee14 hours agoDeath Row Inmates Across The Country Put In Requests For All-Female Execution Teamsbabylonbee.com - Babylon BeeU.S. — Death row inmates all across the United States reportedly placed urgent requests to have their executions performed by all-female teams.
