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> mass-produces microservices and mass-consumes coffee ☕

🧑‍💻 About Me

• 🔧 Backend engineer who mass produces microservices faster than I can document them
• 📱 Flutter dev who still thinks "hot reload" is actual magic
• 🕸️ I talk to Neo4j more than I talk to people (it doesn't judge my queries)
• 🐘 PostgreSQL whisperer — yes, we have a relationship
• 🌴 Based in Goa — yes, I code from the beach (jk, ��️ + ⌨️ = 💀 sand everywhere)
• 🦀 Learning Rust — because "fearless concurrency" sounded cool (the borrow checker disagrees)
• 📲 Building Outfii — because my wardrobe needed an engineering solution
• 🎯 2026 goal: Write code that doesn't summon demons at 3 AM

🛠️ Tech Stack (a.k.a. things I Google daily)

🐍 Watch the Snake Eat My Contributions

Just like my production bugs eat my weekends

📊 Stats (Proof That I Touch Grass... Rarely)

🎯 Current Status

Building:        Outfii — a fashion app (yes, an engineer doing fashion)
Learning:        Rust — fighting the borrow checker one lifetime at a time
Refactoring:     code I wrote 2 weeks ago and don't recognize anymore
Coffee intake:   concerning
Bugs created:    3
Bugs "fixed":    7 (net positive... that's how it works, right?)
Brain thoughts:  "why did I write it like this"
Working from:    somewhere with wifi and regrets

🏆 2026 Achievements Unlocked

• ✅ Made a microservice that outlived its documentation
• ✅ Successfully blamed DNS (it's always DNS)
• ✅ Wrote a Dockerfile that worked on first try (just kidding, took 47 attempts)
• ✅ Convinced myself "I'll add tests later"
• 🔲 Actually add tests later

💀 Technologies I've Rage-Quit (Temporarily)

🎲 Random Dev Wisdom

"If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid — it's legacy code"

📫 Let's Connect (I promise I reply... eventually)

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_{⚠️ No microservices were harmed in the making of this profile (they were already broken)}