Spud

@SpudSecurity

Stuck on the beltway, VA

linktr.ee/spudsec

Joined January 2016

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Spud
@SpudSecurity
Aug 12
Hello people inside my phone! If you met me at defcon/Bsides for the first time this year, or just started following me, welcome! I do threat intel and SOC work but rarely talk about my job. Instead i shitpost, share train and cat photos, and yell at transphobes/fascists
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Spud
@SpudSecurity
1h
Yknow maybe getting my LDAP and Covid booster at the same time wasn’t so bad after all. (Don’t do it btw it fucking sucks)
vx-underground
@vxunderground
Aug 30
Replying to @vxunderground
> tell wife > wife freaks out > says I'll get rabies > okay lol > drive to ER > tell them bit by bat > they give me cool guy pass > cut everyone in ER line > haha suckers > doctor sees me > lol we gotta give you shots > ok no big deal > leaves > comes back with 6 needles > wtf >
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Spud
@SpudSecurity
1h
No actually we should be doing this more.
moh
@wolf201257
Aug 30
Holy Forza build 😳 Who looked at a Lamborghini Gallardo and thought, "yeah, this needs to go rallying" 😭 Seeing a Gallardo getting thrown around on dirt just feels wrong in the best possible way. You expect that V10 to be screaming down some smooth road, not kicking up mud
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Spud
@SpudSecurity
1h
Honestly relatable.
Nick
@gaynick_
12h
Rude gay receptionist at the vet is telling us they won’t see Bibi without her being heavily sedated because she “has a reputation”
Spud
@SpudSecurity
7h
Reading "Owned" by Jon DiMaggio And a quote from Chapter 6, Page 118 stuck out because it’s from nearly a decade ago and yet it’s still valid. "But there was another side to the public relations battle. A new stream of ransomware researchers rushed to post about every new
Spud
@SpudSecurity
15h
This is honestly just part of the bigger problem that cybersecurity is fundamentally broken. When the shift happened from the anarchist/ad-hoc information sharing to commercialized services we lost a lot. Now instead of saying "what can we learn" we ask "will this look good for
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