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Movies Does Trump Even Understand the Cursed Oil We're Seizing from Venezuela? By Jim Vorel August 31, 2026 | 5:33pm
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Movies Congrats to George Santos, the First Person in History Ever Permanently Banned from Kalshi By Jim Vorel August 31, 2026 | 2:20pm
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Movies Of COURSE Google Is So Pathetic That It Caved to Trump on “Lake America” By Jim Vorel August 31, 2026 | 7:30am
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So Hey, the Government Didn’t Update Its Measles Data This Week?By Jim VorelAugust 30, 2026 | 9:43am -
Trump Loses His War to Make ZIRP Great AgainBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 30, 2026 | 9:00am -
It Only Took One Conservative Grifter Being Nabbed by ICE to Convince MAGA It Hates DeportationBy Jim VorelAugust 29, 2026 | 11:54am -
Don’t Have Permits to Run Your Data Center Generators? No Problem, Just Run Them AnywayBy Jim VorelAugust 28, 2026 | 4:42pm -
The Lindsay Clancy Case Was Irresistible for Conspiracy-Addicted AmericaBy Jim VorelAugust 28, 2026 | 3:00pm -
An Ingredient in Starbucks “Refreshers” Had Baristas Complaining of Choking and HivesBy Jim VorelAugust 28, 2026 | 2:18pm -
Grand Jury Report Says DeSantis Administration Is Corrupt as Hell, but No One Will Face ChargesBy Jim VorelAugust 27, 2026 | 5:36pm -
Minnesota Is Afraid Indicted (And Now Freed) ICE Agent Will Flee to MexicoBy Jim VorelAugust 27, 2026 | 3:15pm -
Just How Many Brain Injuries Associated with One Roller Coaster Is an Acceptable Number?By Jim VorelAugust 27, 2026 | 11:19am -
When Visiting Washington, D.C., Remember to Not Illegally Park Your GuillotineBy Jim VorelAugust 26, 2026 | 5:36pm -
It Will Take a Fortune in Toilet Paper to Wipe Away Trump's Tariff ManipulationBy Jim VorelAugust 26, 2026 | 3:02pm -
Against Trump and ICE, Mercy Is Only for People Who Generate HeadlinesBy Jim VorelAugust 26, 2026 | 10:55am -
America's Annual Tradition of Self-Inflicted Brain-Damage Is Upon UsBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 26, 2026 | 8:30am -
We Have Our First U.S. Measles Deaths of 2026. How Many More Will Follow?By Jim VorelAugust 25, 2026 | 1:45pm -
No Amount of Heated Rivalry Could Defuse Trump’s Completely Pointless Canada Trade WarBy Jim VorelAugust 25, 2026 | 11:21am -
Just How Many Dan Sullivans Are There in Alaska Republican Politics?!?By Jim VorelAugust 24, 2026 | 2:52pm -
She’s Had a Green Card for 13 Years. ICE Didn’t Care and Detained Her AnywayBy Jim VorelAugust 24, 2026 | 11:01am -
Darth Vader Attends City Council Meeting to Praise Flock Cameras: “Surveil the Rebel Scum”By Jim VorelAugust 22, 2026 | 8:30am -
Trump Just Pissed Off All His MAGA Ranchers with a Flood of Cheap, Foreign BeefBy Jim VorelAugust 21, 2026 | 5:21pm -
A Bunch of Race Cars, Going 180 MPH on D.C. City Streets Next to Historical Landmarks. What Could Go Wrong?By Jim VorelAugust 21, 2026 | 3:24pm -
Bizarre Historical Conspiracy Theories Know no LanguageBy Jim VorelAugust 21, 2026 | 12:39pm -
Next-Gen mRNA Vaccines Are Revolutionizing Medicine. Will MAGA/MAHA Choose to Be Left Behind?By Jim VorelAugust 20, 2026 | 3:28pm -
Ex-NBA Charlatans Are Lining Up to Dunk on Their Trans Straw ManBy Jim VorelAugust 20, 2026 | 9:49am -
This Lawsuit Has Everything, Including a “Cup of Urine” to the FaceBy Jim VorelAugust 19, 2026 | 4:53pm -
Democratic Socialist Gets Outraised 16-to-1, Wins Florida Senate Nomination AnywayBy Josh JacksonAugust 19, 2026 | 11:23am -
We’ve Reached the ‘ICE Is Imprisoning MLB Coaches’ Phase of Governance NowBy Jim VorelAugust 19, 2026 | 11:22am -
The Economic Vibes Are ShiftingBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 19, 2026 | 8:00am -
Ketel Marte and the Long History of MLB Players No-Showing Their GamesBy Jim VorelAugust 18, 2026 | 4:42pm -
A ‘Killer Album’ Release Day Might Also Include a Spike in Car Accident DeathsBy Jim VorelAugust 18, 2026 | 1:59pm -
I Suppose Any Text Message COULD Theoretically Be from Susie Wiles, Right?By Jim VorelAugust 18, 2026 | 11:09am -
I Need--NEED--Someone to Finally Hit a Home Run Into Detroit’s “Free Pizza for All” HoleBy Jim VorelAugust 17, 2026 | 5:33pm -
Even When ICE Nabs Your Wife, That’s No Reason to Actually Condemn Donald Trump, Right?By Jim VorelAugust 17, 2026 | 3:20pm -
More than 200,000 Canadians Signed a Petition to Banish the U.S. Ambassador from the CountryBy Jim VorelAugust 17, 2026 | 11:04am -
Trump Makes Big North Korean Policy Change via Whiny PostBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 17, 2026 | 9:21am -
Close Out Summer's Muggy Dog Days With a Revitalizing Frozen Cocktail: Once Over #2By Jim VorelAugust 16, 2026 | 9:30am -
Grok’s Latest Hijinks Include Saying Elon Musk Is a Pedophile and Calling for His AssassinationBy Jim VorelAugust 14, 2026 | 3:17pm -
DHS Spent Half a Billion Dollars (No Bid) on a Fleet of Jets That Now Sit Unused in HangarsBy Jim VorelAugust 14, 2026 | 11:52am -
The 2026 Chicago White Sox May Accomplish Something No MLB Team Has Ever Done BeforeBy Jim VorelAugust 13, 2026 | 4:40pm -
Do You Have a Right to Drink While Standing in a Bar? Welcome to London’s Bizarre New Pub Debate.By Jim VorelAugust 13, 2026 | 4:06pm -
According to Navy Families, USS Abraham Lincoln Sailors Are Trying to Jump ShipBy Jim VorelAugust 13, 2026 | 11:01am -
The U.S. Senate Battlegrounds in 2026: 12 Races to Watch in the Midterms (Updated)By Josh JacksonAugust 13, 2026 | 10:53am -
AI Apparently Thinks Bourbon Smells Like “an Outdoor Music Festival”By Jim VorelAugust 12, 2026 | 5:38pm -
The 16 Governor Races to Watch This Year (Updated)By Josh JacksonAugust 12, 2026 | 12:00pm -
No Amount of Pillows Could Cushion Mike Lindell’s Crash LandingBy Jim VorelAugust 12, 2026 | 10:47am -
AI Is Not Going to Do the Reading for YouBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 11, 2026 | 5:31pm -
Trump Administration Literally Used His Press Pool as Bait for Iranian Missiles on Air Force OneBy Jim VorelAugust 11, 2026 | 12:38pm -
Donald Trump Wants Your Child SickBy Jim VorelAugust 11, 2026 | 11:02am -
Amazon Is Building the Country’s Single Most Polluting Power Plant for a Texas Data CenterBy Jim VorelAugust 10, 2026 | 3:27pm -
The Battle for Legal Hemp Runs Through the White HouseBy Jim VorelAugust 10, 2026 | 12:51pm -
Dodge a Mid-Air Collision With the Soaringly Strong Jet Pilot CocktailBy Jim VorelAugust 9, 2026 | 9:00am -
The U.S. Somehow Lost Jobs Last Month While the Unemployment Rate FellBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 8, 2026 | 12:50pm -
More Than 50 Military Spouses or Family Members Have Been Detained or Deported by ICEBy Jim VorelAugust 7, 2026 | 4:05pm -
A $20 Burrito Has the Online Right in Shambles, Warring with ItselfBy Jim VorelAugust 7, 2026 | 11:38am -
Trump Admin Hires Unqualified Law Firm to Deport ... er, “Represent,” Migrant ChildrenBy Jim VorelAugust 6, 2026 | 2:31pm -
Trump Admin Standards Are So Low That Anyone Not Actively Destroying Their Agency Will DoBy Jim VorelAugust 6, 2026 | 10:47am -
The Biggest Story in the Michigan Primaries Was the Turnout GapBy Josh JacksonAugust 6, 2026 | 10:09am -
Thanks to Flock Cameras, “Drove Across State Lines” Is Now Justification for Police to Search Your CarBy Jim VorelAugust 5, 2026 | 2:56pm -
The U.S. House Battlegrounds in 2026: 61 Races to Watch in the Midterms (Updated)By Josh JacksonAugust 5, 2026 | 2:22pm -
Michigan MAGA Got Confused, Voted for the Whitest-Sounding Person on the BallotBy Jim VorelAugust 5, 2026 | 11:10am -
Climate Change Wildfires Are Bad Enough. Do We Also Need Psychopaths Setting Wildfires?By Jim VorelAugust 4, 2026 | 5:27pm -
A West Virginia Food Pantry Is Empty Because Christian Pastor Rejected Donations from “LGBTQ Friendly” DonorsBy Jim VorelAugust 4, 2026 | 2:22pm -
Humans Love Their Pets. Turns Out, so Do Monkeys.By Jim VorelAugust 4, 2026 | 11:13am -
California’s Earthquake Apocalypse, AKA “The Big One,” May Be Closer Than We ThoughtBy Jim VorelAugust 3, 2026 | 5:24pm -
Splinter: About Hillary Clinton, Tom DeLonge and UFO DisclosureBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 3, 2026 | 3:46pm -
Women Keep Smashing Ultra-Endurance Sports Records Previously Held by MenBy Jim VorelAugust 3, 2026 | 2:59pm -
Trump Is Just Going to Recreate the "Weaponization" Slush Fund, You IdiotsBy Jim VorelAugust 3, 2026 | 11:09am -
The Internet Successfully Bullied Sen. Bernie Moreno Into Defending His Own DaughterBy Jim VorelAugust 2, 2026 | 3:46pm -
Justice Dept. Admits Reflecting Pool Renovation Was “Hasty and Botched” in Court FilingsBy Jim VorelJuly 31, 2026 | 8:12pm -
Melt Your Own Jeep Interior with Nothing More than the Power of the Sun!By Jim VorelJuly 31, 2026 | 4:56pm -
So the Demon-Centaur Robot Known as Threehalves Is Definitely a Joke, Right?By Jim VorelJuly 31, 2026 | 2:35pm -
Trump’s New Fed Stooge Gets a No Confidence Vote From the Bond MarketBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 31, 2026 | 2:29pm -
Trump’s Approval Rating Is Now Smashing Its All-Time LowsBy Jim VorelJuly 31, 2026 | 11:13am -
The Mets Apparently Think What Baseball Really Needs Is More Sports GamblingBy Jim VorelJuly 30, 2026 | 4:31pm -
Masterful Gambit, Sir: What Party WOULDN'T Want to Raise Drug Prices for Seniors Right Before the Midterms?By Jim VorelJuly 30, 2026 | 11:05am -
ABS Challenges Can Reverse a Bad Call ... If the Umpire Isn’t an Egotistical BabyBy Jim VorelJuly 29, 2026 | 5:18pm -
Pitching Is the Best It's Ever BeenBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 29, 2026 | 1:34pm -
Sen. Bernie Moreno Vies to Become the Most Pathetic Man in Congress, Ignoring His Own Daughter's Assault ClaimsBy Jim VorelJuly 29, 2026 | 11:55am -
Sports Media’s Selective Outrage Condemns Dianna Russini, But Not Mike Tirico and Other Men Who’ve Violated WomenBy Jessica QuiroliJuly 29, 2026 | 8:15am -
Raging Wildfires Are Already Crippling the French Wine WorldBy Jim VorelJuly 28, 2026 | 4:30pm -
An 82-Year-Old Grandmother Just Won the Right for Her Retirement Home to Have Happy HourBy Jim VorelJuly 28, 2026 | 12:57pm -
Watch a Squirrel Elude 15 Grounds Crew Members at Last Night's Orioles-Tigers BallgameBy Josh JacksonJuly 28, 2026 | 12:23pm -
Maybe If Every ICE Victim Is Assigned Their Own Federal Judge, They Can All Get Some Justice?By Jim VorelJuly 28, 2026 | 11:59am -
Trump Says “98%” of Drug Trafficking Into the U.S. Has Stopped. The DEA Says He’s a Liar.By Jim VorelJuly 27, 2026 | 3:30pm -
A Pilot Accidentally Brought a Six-Pack of Beer Into a Dry Village. Alaska Wants to Take His $95,000 Plane in PunishmentBy Jim VorelJuly 27, 2026 | 10:54am -
Ponder Cuba's Fate With the Silky, Balanced Presidente CocktailBy Jim VorelJuly 26, 2026 | 9:00am -
Trump Admin Admits It Canceled Clean Energy Funding Only for Blue StatesBy Jim VorelJuly 25, 2026 | 8:05am -
Splinter: Andy Beshear Cannot and Should Not Replace Allegedly Alive Mitch McConnellBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 24, 2026 | 4:33pm -
ICE Detained a Nun as She Walked to Church on Sunday Morning, Wearing Her HabitBy Jim VorelJuly 24, 2026 | 3:19pm -
We Really Don’t Give Thanks Often Enough That Orcas Don’t See Us as FoodBy Jim VorelJuly 24, 2026 | 8:05am -
Two-Thirds of Americans Give Trump's Washington Renovations a Thumbs DownBy Josh JacksonJuly 23, 2026 | 4:27pm -
At Least ICE’s Prison Guards Get Charged for Assaulting ProtestersBy Jim VorelJuly 23, 2026 | 1:56pm -
Looks Like $5 Gas Is Back on the MenuBy Jim VorelJuly 23, 2026 | 11:30am -
Big Year for Measles: U.S. Cases Surpass 2025, Most in 35 YearsBy Jim VorelJuly 22, 2026 | 4:59pm -
OpenAI Faces Its First Lawsuit Over ChatGPT Offering Near-Deadly Medical AdviceBy Jim VorelJuly 22, 2026 | 3:18pm -
I’m Pretty Sure This Is the Absolute Most You Can Swear at an Umpire and Get Away with ItBy Jim VorelJuly 21, 2026 | 4:34pm -
Texas Gets Hoisted by Its Own Razor-Bladed Border BuoysBy Jim VorelJuly 21, 2026 | 3:20pm -
Big Dumb Golf Baby Threatened to Call Daddy Trump for Help at the OpenBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 21, 2026 | 2:26pm -
Arizona Is the Roadmap to How the Trump Admin Is Gutting SNAP, Leaving People HungryBy Jim VorelJuly 21, 2026 | 11:06am -
Is It Even Possible to Sell Food Truck Burgers Without the Dumbest Sex Puns You’ve Ever Heard?By Jim VorelJuly 20, 2026 | 4:59pm -
Fox News Hosts Are Really Confused How an “Obliterated” Iranian Military Keeps Killing U.S. SoldiersBy Jim VorelJuly 20, 2026 | 1:35pm -
Turns Out, ICE Already Has Body Cameras. They Just Don’t Bother Using Them.By Jim VorelJuly 20, 2026 | 11:06am -
Celebrate Papa's Birthday with the Poorly Designed Hemingway Daiquiri CocktailBy Jim VorelJuly 19, 2026 | 9:00am -
SpaceX Stock Looks Like a SpaceX Rocket LaunchBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 17, 2026 | 2:09pm -
Only 15% of Americans Strongly Approve of Donald Trump, a Record LowBy Josh JacksonJuly 17, 2026 | 1:27pm -
MLB Has a Plan for Players Who Want to Skip 2028 Olympics: Just Suspend Them!By Jim VorelJuly 17, 2026 | 10:15am -
Gay FBI Agent Was Fired for Displaying a Pride Flag (That the FBI Gave Him)By Jim VorelJuly 17, 2026 | 8:05am -
The “American Flag Blue” Reflecting Pool Is Now ... Confederate Gray?By Jim VorelJuly 16, 2026 | 1:08pm -
Another Man Died in ICE Custody. His Family Say He Was Denied His Medication.By Jim VorelJuly 16, 2026 | 11:27am