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Season 1 (1989–1990)

  1. The Seinfeld ChroniclesS1 E1 · Jul 5, 1989
  2. The StakeoutS1 E2 · May 31, 1990
  3. The RobberyS1 E3 · Jun 7, 1990
  4. Male UnbondingS1 E4 · Jun 14, 1990
  5. The Stock TipS1 E5 · Jun 21, 1990

Season 2 (1991)

  1. The Ex-GirlfriendS2 E6 · Jan 23, 1991
  2. The Pony RemarkS2 E7 · Jan 30, 1991
  3. The JacketS2 E8 · Feb 6, 1991
  4. The Phone MessageS2 E9 · Feb 13, 1991
  5. The ApartmentS2 E10 · Apr 4, 1991
  6. The StatueS2 E11 · Apr 11, 1991
  7. The RevengeS2 E12 · Apr 18, 1991
  8. The Heart AttackS2 E13 · Apr 25, 1991
  9. The DealS2 E14 · May 2, 1991
  10. The Baby ShowerS2 E15 · May 16, 1991
  11. The Chinese RestaurantS2 E16 · May 23, 1991
  12. The BusboyS2 E17 · Jun 26, 1991

Season 3 (1991–1992)

  1. The NoteS3 E18 · Sep 18, 1991
  2. The TruthS3 E19 · Sep 25, 1991
  3. The PenS3 E20 · Oct 2, 1991
  4. The DogS3 E21 · Oct 9, 1991
  5. The LibraryS3 E22 · Oct 16, 1991
  6. The Parking GarageS3 E23 · Oct 30, 1991
  7. The CafeS3 E24 · Nov 6, 1991
  8. The TapeS3 E25 · Nov 13, 1991
  9. The Nose JobS3 E26 · Nov 20, 1991
  10. The StrandedS3 E27 · Nov 27, 1991
  11. The Alternate SideS3 E28 · Dec 4, 1991
  12. The Red DotS3 E29 · Dec 11, 1991
  13. The SubwayS3 E30 · Jan 8, 1992
  14. The Pez DispenserS3 E31 · Jan 15, 1992
  15. The SuicideS3 E32 · Jan 29, 1992
  16. The Fix-UpS3 E33 · Feb 5, 1992
  17. The Boyfriend (Part 1)S3 E34 · Feb 12, 1992
  18. The Boyfriend (Part 2)S3 E35 · Feb 12, 1992
  19. The LimoS3 E36 · Feb 26, 1992
  20. The Good SamaritanS3 E37 · Mar 4, 1992
  21. The LetterS3 E38 · Mar 25, 1992
  22. The Parking SpaceS3 E39 · Apr 22, 1992
  23. The KeysS3 E40 · May 6, 1992

Season 4 (1992–1993)

  1. The Trip (Part 1)S4 E41 · Aug 12, 1992
  2. The Trip (Part 2)S4 E42 · Aug 19, 1992
  3. The PitchS4 E43 · Sep 16, 1992
  4. The TicketS4 E44 · Sep 16, 1992
  5. The WalletS4 E45 · Sep 23, 1992
  6. The WatchS4 E46 · Sep 30, 1992
  7. The Bubble BoyS4 E47 · Oct 7, 1992
  8. The Cheever LettersS4 E48 · Oct 28, 1992
  9. The OperaS4 E49 · Nov 4, 1992
  10. The VirginS4 E50 · Nov 11, 1992
  11. The ContestS4 E51 · Nov 18, 1992
  12. The AirportS4 E52 · Nov 25, 1992
  13. The PickS4 E53 · Dec 16, 1992
  14. The MovieS4 E54 · Jan 6, 1993
  15. The VisaS4 E55 · Jan 27, 1993
  16. The ShoesS4 E56 · Feb 4, 1993
  17. The OutingS4 E57 · Feb 11, 1993
  18. The Old ManS4 E58 · Feb 18, 1993
  19. The ImplantS4 E59 · Feb 25, 1993
  20. The Junior MintS4 E60 · Mar 18, 1993
  21. The Smelly CarS4 E61 · Apr 15, 1993
  22. The Handicap SpotS4 E62 · May 13, 1993
  23. The Pilot (Part 1)S4 E63 · May 20, 1993
  24. The Pilot (Part 2)S4 E64 · May 20, 1993

Season 5 (1993–1994)

  1. The MangoS5 E65 · Sep 16, 1993
  2. The Puffy ShirtS5 E66 · Sep 23, 1993
  3. The GlassesS5 E67 · Sep 30, 1993
  4. The Sniffing AccountantS5 E68 · Oct 7, 1993
  5. The BrisS5 E69 · Oct 14, 1993
  6. The Lip ReaderS5 E70 · Oct 28, 1993
  7. The Non-Fat YogurtS5 E71 · Nov 4, 1993
  8. The BarberS5 E72 · Nov 11, 1993
  9. The MasseuseS5 E73 · Nov 18, 1993
  10. The Cigar Store IndianS5 E74 · Dec 9, 1993
  11. The ConversionS5 E75 · Dec 16, 1993
  12. The StallS5 E76 · Jan 6, 1994
  13. The Dinner PartyS5 E77 · Feb 3, 1994
  14. The Marine BiologistS5 E78 · Feb 10, 1994
  15. The PieS5 E79 · Feb 17, 1994
  16. The Stand-InS5 E80 · Feb 24, 1994
  17. The WifeS5 E81 · Mar 17, 1994
  18. The Raincoats (Part 1)S5 E82 · Mar 28, 1994
  19. The Raincoats (Part 2)S5 E83 · Mar 28, 1994
  20. The FireS5 E84 · May 5, 1994
  21. The HamptonsS5 E85 · May 12, 1994
  22. The OppositeS5 E86 · May 19, 1994

Season 6 (1994–1995)

  1. The ChaperoneS6 E87 · Sep 22, 1994
  2. The Big SaladS6 E88 · Sep 29, 1994
  3. The Pledge DriveS6 E89 · Oct 6, 1994
  4. The Chinese WomanS6 E90 · Oct 13, 1994
  5. The CouchS6 E91 · Oct 27, 1994
  6. The GymnastS6 E92 · Nov 3, 1994
  7. The SoupS6 E93 · Nov 10, 1994
  8. The Mom & Pop StoreS6 E94 · Nov 17, 1994
  9. The SecretaryS6 E95 · Dec 8, 1994
  10. The RaceS6 E96 · Dec 15, 1994
  11. The SwitchS6 E97 · Jan 5, 1995
  12. The Label MakerS6 E98 · Jan 19, 1995
  13. The ScofflawS6 E99 · Jan 26, 1995
  14. Highlights of a Hundred (Part 1)S6 E100 · Feb 2, 1995
  15. Highlights of a Hundred (Part 2)S6 E101 · Feb 2, 1995
  16. The BeardS6 E102 · Feb 9, 1995
  17. The Kiss HelloS6 E103 · Feb 16, 1995
  18. The DoormanS6 E104 · Feb 23, 1995
  19. The JimmyS6 E105 · Mar 16, 1995
  20. The DoodleS6 E106 · Apr 6, 1995
  21. The Fusilli JerryS6 E107 · Apr 27, 1995
  22. The Diplomat's ClubS6 E108 · May 4, 1995
  23. The Face PainterS6 E109 · May 11, 1995
  24. The UnderstudyS6 E110 · May 18, 1995

Season 7 (1995–1996)

  1. The EngagementS7 E111 · Sep 21, 1995
  2. The PostponementS7 E112 · Sep 28, 1995
  3. The MaestroS7 E113 · Oct 5, 1995
  4. The WinkS7 E114 · Oct 12, 1995
  5. The Hot TubS7 E115 · Oct 19, 1995
  6. The Soup NaziS7 E116 · Nov 2, 1995
  7. The Secret CodeS7 E117 · Nov 9, 1995
  8. The Pool GuyS7 E118 · Nov 16, 1995
  9. The SpongeS7 E119 · Dec 7, 1995
  10. The GumS7 E120 · Dec 14, 1995
  11. The RyeS7 E121 · Jan 4, 1996
  12. The CaddyS7 E122 · Jan 25, 1996
  13. The SevenS7 E123 · Feb 1, 1996
  14. The Cadillac (Part 1)S7 E124 · Feb 8, 1996
  15. The Cadillac (Part 2)S7 E125 · Feb 8, 1996
  16. The Shower HeadS7 E126 · Feb 15, 1996
  17. The DollS7 E127 · Feb 23, 1996
  18. The Friars ClubS7 E128 · Mar 7, 1996
  19. The WigmasterS7 E129 · Apr 4, 1996
  20. The CalzoneS7 E130 · Apr 25, 1996
  21. The Bottle Deposit (Part 1)S7 E131 · May 2, 1996
  22. The Bottle Deposit (Part 2)S7 E132 · May 2, 1996
  23. The Wait OutS7 E133 · May 9, 1996
  24. The InvitationsS7 E134 · May 16, 1996

Season 8 (1996–1997)

  1. The FoundationS8 E135 · Sep 19, 1996
  2. The Soul MateS8 E136 · Sep 26, 1996
  3. The Bizarro JerryS8 E137 · Oct 3, 1996
  4. The Little KicksS8 E138 · Oct 10, 1996
  5. The PackageS8 E139 · Oct 17, 1996
  6. The FatiguesS8 E140 · Oct 31, 1996
  7. The ChecksS8 E141 · Nov 7, 1996
  8. The Chicken RoasterS8 E142 · Nov 14, 1996
  9. The AbstinenceS8 E143 · Nov 21, 1996
  10. The Andrea DoriaS8 E144 · Dec 19, 1996
  11. The Little JerryS8 E145 · Jan 9, 1997
  12. The MoneyS8 E146 · Jan 16, 1997
  13. The ComebackS8 E147 · Jan 30, 1997
  14. The Van Buren BoysS8 E148 · Feb 6, 1997
  15. The SusieS8 E149 · Feb 13, 1997
  16. The PotholeS8 E150 · Feb 20, 1997
  17. The English PatientS8 E151 · Mar 13, 1997
  18. The NapS8 E152 · Apr 10, 1997
  19. The Yada YadaS8 E153 · Apr 24, 1997
  20. The MillenniumS8 E154 · May 1, 1997
  21. The Muffin TopsS8 E155 · May 8, 1997
  22. The Summer of GeorgeS8 E156 · May 15, 1997

Season 9 (1997–1998)

  1. The Butter ShaveS9 E157 · Sep 25, 1997
  2. The VoiceS9 E158 · Oct 2, 1997
  3. The Serenity NowS9 E159 · Oct 9, 1997
  4. The BloodS9 E160 · Oct 16, 1997
  5. The Junk MailS9 E161 · Oct 30, 1997
  6. The Merv Griffin ShowS9 E162 · Nov 6, 1997
  7. The SlicerS9 E163 · Nov 13, 1997
  8. The BetrayalS9 E164 · Nov 20, 1997
  9. The ApologyS9 E165 · Dec 11, 1997
  10. The StrikeS9 E166 · Dec 18, 1997
  11. The DealershipS9 E167 · Jan 8, 1998
  12. The Reverse PeepholeS9 E168 · Jan 15, 1998
  13. The CartoonS9 E169 · Jan 29, 1998
  14. The Strong BoxS9 E170 · Feb 5, 1998
  15. The WizardS9 E171 · Feb 26, 1998
  16. The BurningS9 E172 · Mar 19, 1998
  17. The BookstoreS9 E173 · Apr 9, 1998
  18. The FroggerS9 E174 · Apr 23, 1998
  19. The MaidS9 E175 · Apr 30, 1998
  20. The Puerto Rican DayS9 E176 · May 7, 1998
  21. The Clip Show (Part 1)S9 E177 · May 14, 1998
  22. The Clip Show (Part 2)S9 E178 · May 14, 1998
  23. The FinaleS9 E179–180 · May 14, 1998

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