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Picture by Christian Filardo 10 Soul-Destroying Modern Pursuits
Life going too well? Here are some quick and easy ways to implode it with almost immediate effect.
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Pictures by Bella Morley Pokémon Cosplayers Are Buying Weapons to Fend Off Sex Pests
One of the world’s most wholesome fandoms has a harassment problem—and now rogue Pikachus face getting blasted with stun guns.
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A portion of my fuck list. Names have been redacted. No One’s Keeping a Record of Who They’re F***ing Anymore
Well, I am. My f*** list has 36 entries and counting. Here they are in gruelling detail.
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Portrait of the author after having just discovered the wonders of ketamine The 15 Worst Things I’ve Ever Done
Why go through the hoo-hah of virtue signaling when you can publicly admit to betraying all of your lovers and best friends?
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Image courtesy of STÜCK Inside STÜCK: The New London Co-Working Space You Can Have Sex At
STÜCK calls itself a “HQ for human connection” that sits somewhere between “yoga and Berghain.” We went down to find out what on earth that means.
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Photo courtesy of Brandon Burnett Tripsitting the Mega Rich
A cottage industry of professional drug babysitters are getting paid to watch the world’s wealthiest people lose their minds. VICE asked for their secrets.
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VICE’s Slang Amnesty: The Silly Words You’re Too Old to Say
Every time your age changes, there are words that become shameful to use overnight. Here’s a list that should come in handy.
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Image: Sky Originals 15 Things We Fear We’ll See in Episode 1 of ‘Saturday Night Live UK’
For the first time, Saturday Night Live is coming to UK television. We have some ideas about what might happen.
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All images courtesy of the author How I Perfected the Holiday Breakup
From conciliatory martinis to archiving sexts to pork brains skewers, here’s how to do it, wherever in the world you might be.
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The dog seems to glance around, nervously (Images from the Comune di Catania Facebook) A Fly-Tipping Dog Has Been Caught by Sicilian Police. Here’s How to Train Your Own
We asked a dog behavior charity how to train an animal for crime.

