🚨 BREAKING from Lake America 🇺🇸
President Trump just signed the executive order: Lake Ontario is now Lake America.
All Canadian geese on the water are hereby rebranded Donald Ducks. They’re already growing the hair. The transformation is beautiful. 😂🦆
Make Lakes Great
Teddy Roosevelt had it so right‼️‼️
In 1919, days before he died, Theodore Roosevelt wrote:
“If the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else… But this is predicated
Dolly Parton covered “Stairway to Heaven.” I only found out two days ago.
She could make a Zeppelin classic sound like a hymn and still make it hers.
That’s the kind of artist she was.
Rest easy, Dolly. We’ll always love you.
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