Anthropic reports 99.36% uptime for @claudeai API yet my batch has been stuck for 2 hours. It's almost like small front-end users & enterprise clients get priority & mid-tier API users are deprioritized. Claude Opus 4.6 is by far the best model... with the worst infrastructure.
🎅 Santa doesn’t visit houses one by one—he uses quantum superposition to be everywhere at once. But if kids observe him, the wave collapses! 😱
So sleep = no observers = presents for everyone.
🎄 Science saves Christmas!
Your AI isn’t broken.
Your decision-making system is.
Let’s talk about why cognitive bias is the new technical debt — and how it’s quietly wrecking your marketing performance. A thread...🧵
