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I'll write the poem from memory, so assume errors.
I don't know where line and stanza breaks go.

The name may possibly be "The Equestrian," but I don't know.

The poem:

My gentle child, behold this horse,
a noble animal of course,
though not to be relied on.
I wish he would not stand and snort
oh frankly he is not the sort
your father likes to ride on.

His head is tossing up and down
and he has frightened half the town
by making gestures with his feet
while now and then he stops to eat
in inconvenient places.

He nearly murdered me today
by trotting in the wildest way
through half a mile of forest.
And now he treads upon the curb,
consuming some attractive herb
he borrowed from the florist.

I strike him roughly with my hand.
He does not seem to understand.
He simply won't be bothered
to walk in peace as I suggest,
a little way toward the west.
He prances to the northerd.

And yet, by popular repute,
he is a mild well mannered brute,
and very well connected.
Alas it is a painful fact
that horses almost never act
as anyone expected.

Yet there are men prepared to place
a sum of money on a race
in which a horse is running.
An animal as fierce as this,
as full of idle prejudice,
and every bit as cunning.

And it is marvelous to me
that grown-up gentlemen can be
so simple, so confiding.
I envy them, but oh my son,
I cannot think that they have done
a great amount of riding.

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    Do you just have a really good memory? Commented yesterday
  • Two mistakes only. likes-> cares and one dropped sentence! "half the town by blowing in their faces". Remarkable memory. I have only ever done something similar with Rapper's Delight 😂 Commented yesterday
  • Ah, thanks for the corrections. I learned "Gentle Alice Brown" (W.S. Gilbert, of Gilbert and Sullivan) when I was twelve. I walked up to an adult at a party, and said, "Do you want to hear a poem?" The adult thought she would indulge me for the length of a limerick, so she said yes. Commented 11 hours ago
  • Thus I learned that a child reciting a real poem can put an adult into a state of suspended astonishment. Then I learned Poe's "Raven." I'd ask an adult if she wanted to hear a poem. She'd say yes. I'd say, "Which poem?" as if I knew them all. After a momentary dumbfound, she would try to flummox me by saying "The Raven." And I'd be off like a shot: "Once upon a midnight dreary ..." Commented 10 hours ago

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This appears to be A.P. Herbert's poem "The Racing-Man" from his book Tinker, Tailor: A Child's Guide to the Professions.

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  • That looks like a wonderful book. I have never heard of it before! It's not mentioned in the wikipedia article about A. P. Herbert, an omission that I will correct. Commented 2 days ago
  • I do wonder if it's intentional that the poem doesn't show up in a google search. specific links to books don't seem to be excluded but the text is likely not made available Commented yesterday
  • This is hilarious, I tried to get ChatGPT5 to identify it and it came up with the same poor choice that Google AI did "The Puppy" by A. A. Milne. When I chided Chat, it agreed and found the correct book via your post: "here’s a recent identification confirming this and pointing to the HathiTrust scan of the book." Commented yesterday
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    Thank you, henryflower, for ending my multi-decade search! Commented 10 hours ago

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