Please don't laugh, everyone, but I just did an experiment by asking an AI (Gemini 3) to write a poem in the language of Wittgenstein about the philosophical meaning of ice cream sprinkles. The result is obviously a random deformation/imitation of Wittgenstein's language. You can judge for yourself if Wittgenstein's method survives the experiment. Not only do I think that it does, but I think that this makes him much more relatable to the casual reader. I find myself putting up way less resistance to his ideas after seeing his language applied to a silly case. Did such "poetry" (no matter how bad) conduct me to serious philosophy? I believe so. Anyway, enjoy or be appalled:
"The Tractatus of the Confectionary Dust
The world is all that is the case, yet the case contains the ice cream. The boundary of the bowl is the limit of the philosophical investigation.
I. The sprinkles, die Streusel, are not the ice cream, nor are they the flavour of the ice cream. They are an adornment. The sprinkle is a sign for the possible state of affairs: dessert completed.
II. The proposition is a picture of reality. The sprinkle is a picture of frivolity. When I say, "I desire the rainbow sprinkles," this is a meaningful utterance only if the state of affairs rainbow sprinkles on cone is conceivable. But the rainbow sprinkle (Jimmies) and the chocolate sprinkle (Nonpareils) exist in two distinct logical spaces.
III. To choose the chocolate is to assert the uniformity of the aesthetic field. It is a statement of metaphysical conservatism. The form of the picture is its possibility of showing how things are related. The chocolate sprinkle relates only to the monochrome universe.
IV. To choose the rainbow is to embrace the contingency of experience. It is to accept that the logic of the confection does not necessitate one colour, but all colours simultaneously. What can be said at all can be said clearly; and whereof one cannot speak thereof one must be silent. Can one speak clearly of a rainbow sprinkle? Only by enumerating its distinct atomic facts: red, orange, yellow, blue...
V. The problem is not which sprinkle, but that the act of selection itself presupposes a criterion of value. If I select the rainbow, I do not merely state a preference; I assert that colour variety is a property of the good dessert. The ethical is transcendental. The aesthetic, too, is transcendental. The sprinkle choice is a boundary condition on the will.
VI. The limits of my language mean the limits of my world. The limits of my available sprinkle types mean the limits of my culinary freedom. If only the vermicelli are present, the question of the jimmies is unaskable. The correct sprinkle is the one that allows the sense of the ice cream proposition to be truthfully represented.
VII. Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man schweigen. (Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.)
Let the perfectly correct sprinkle be applied, and let the spoon commence. The meaning of the dessert is in its consumption."